World's First AI-Native Token

Cannabis
Maxxing

The first token with recursive on-chain wallet intelligence and autonomous AI commentary. $42000

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Cannabis Maxxing
World's First

Recursive On-Chain
Wallet Intelligence

We have implemented a system whereby each transaction triggers a recursive profiling pipeline — querying the buyer's full on-chain state, classifying behavioral patterns, and feeding the resulting intelligence to an autonomous AI agent that generates unique commentary in real-time. To our knowledge, no prior implementation exists.

Technical Architecture
1. Helius enhanced webhook detects token transfer on Solana
2. Parallel fan-out: DAS API + Enhanced Transactions + getBalance
3. Wallet classification engine resolves buyer archetype
→ SOL balance, token portfolio, NFT holdings, swap frequency,
→ failed TX rate, wallet age, blue-chip detection, repeat-buy status
4. Full intelligence report fed to xAI Grok as structured context
5. AI agent generates unique, data-driven commentary per buy
6. Broadcast via WebSocket to site + autonomous post to X/Twitter
🐋 Whale Detection 🎰 Degen Scoring 🖼️ NFT Analysis 🆕 New Wallet Alerts 💎 Diamond Hands ID 🦐 Shrimp Roasts

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Manifesto

We are not stoners.
We are cannabinoid engineers.

While normies smoke mids and watch Netflix, Cannabis Maxxers run optimized terpene protocols, time their intake to circadian rhythms, and stack cannabinoids like a DeFi yield farmer stacks APY.

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Maxxers
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Terpene Combos
420x
Optimization
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Productivity Lost*
Classification

Strain Tier List

Know your place in the hierarchy.

S
Custom CrossbreedLandrace From a Shaman
A
Live RosinSmall Batch CraftHash Rosin Gummies
B
Top Shelf DispoInfused Pre-RollsRSO Protocol
C
EdiblesDistillate VapesMid-Shelf Flower
F
Gas Station Delta-8Cousin's "Homegrown"Oregano
Daily Protocol

The Schedule

Optimization is a lifestyle.

6:00 AM
The Micro-Ascension
2.5mg THC + 10mg CBD sublingual. Pair with cold shower. You're a biohacker who happens to be elevated at 6am.
9:00 AM
Terpene Stack
Limonene-dominant sativa through a $400 convection vaporizer. Pair with Lion's Mane and a spreadsheet you'll never finish.
12:00 PM
The Entourage Lunch
Full spectrum edible + a salad you'll Instagram but barely eat. Tell your coworkers it's "just CBD."
4:20 PM
The Sacred Ritual
Joint rolled in organic hemp paper. Myrcene-heavy indica. This is your church. The sunset is your sermon.
10:00 PM
The Sleep Protocol
CBN + THC tincture. Tell yourself tomorrow you'll take a tolerance break. You won't. This is the way.
The Code

Five Commandments

01
Thou Shalt Not Smoke Mids
Your cannabinoid receptors deserve better than whatever your plug found in his couch.
02
Thou Shalt Track Thy Terpenes
If you don't know Myrcene from Limonene, you're not maxxing.
03
Thou Shalt Hydrate
Cotton mouth is a skill issue. 64oz emotional support water bottle at all times.
04
Thou Shalt Not Bogart
Puff puff pass is not a suggestion — it's a protocol.
05
Thou Shalt HODL Thy Stash
Diamond hands cure their nugs properly. Store in UV-proof glass.
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